Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, cute, and sweet mother named Rina Kondang (RK) and her son named Malin Kondang (MK). He was 10 years old and he couldn’t read and his hobby was singing . They lived in Leuwiliang .
One day ...
MK : Nanananana :D
RK : You always sing everyday, study you! Or i hit you !
MK : noo ! i don’t want to study .
And then, Rina hit Malin’s head to the wall and left a scar like Harry Potter .
MK : Where am i ? What’s my name ? Who are you ? (amnesia)
RK : Malin, there is a scar on your forehead . (RK touched the scar)
MK : Oh Mom, it hurts !
RK : I’m sorry for that .
MK : No problem .
RK : OK .
And then, MK went to the balcony and took a newspaper and he read it .
MK : Mom, i can read now ! It was because you hit me to the wall ! Thanks Mom !
RK : You’re Welcome son .
After that accident, Malin was smarter than a fifth grader .
5 years later ...
Malin was reading a magazine at the balcony, and he saw something ..
MK : Mom, look !
RK : What’s up Malin ?
MK : Look Mom, may i follow this audition ?
RK : What audtion Malin ? Where ?
MK : StarDut audition at Cibaduyut ! That’s amazing . Let me please Mom ..
RK : No ! I don’t wanna lose you, yes i wanna hold you, i don’t wanna make you make you sad and make you cry . (singing cinta laura)
MK : Yes Mom . Let me please . I want to upgrade my talent .
RK : No !
MK : Yes !
RK : No !
And Malin ran away from his house to follow that audition ..
Rina was very sad and didn’t want to meet Malin again .
Her neighbour, Linda (L) and Wida (W) came and tried to calm Rina down .
L : Why didn’t you let me go to that audition ? What was your reason ?
RK : If he followed Indonesian Idol, no problem . But, he wanted to follow StarDut !
W : What ? StarDut ? Oh My God !
Wida and Linda whispered each other while looking at Rina .
RK : Get out from my house !
Linda and Wida were angry with Rina .
3 months later, Linda and Wida went to Cibaduyut to see Malin condition .
And, someone came and gave brochure .
Jack (J) : Hey all ! My name is Jack . I’m the leader of the plane .
L : what pamflet is it ?
J : It’s ILP .
W : What’s ILP ?
Radith (R) : ILP is a place where you can speak english .
Joseph (J1) : We can speak english normally if we take a course there .
L : Where’s ILP Bogor ?
Dega (D): On Jalan Sudirman
JDRJ1 : Come Join with us ! You can speak english like us ! Join ILP makes you speak J
D : Come on Captain, we swant to welcome the new prince of Cibaduyut .
W : Who’s that ?
J1 : His name is Malin Kondang . He’s from Leuwiliang and he’s the winner of StarDut .
W L : What ? Malin Kondang ?
R : Yes, why ?
L : We have been looking for Malin anywhere . And he is here . Alhamdulillah (sujud syukur)
J : Who are you ? Where do you know Malin ?
W : I’m Wida and she’s Linda . We’re Malin’s neighbour from Leuwiliang .
L : May I meet him?
D : Yes, of course .
J : Malin !
MK : Yes ?
J1 : They are searching for you .
Malin went outside from the room with his wife .
MK : Hey Linda and Wida . What are they doing here ?
L : I’m searching for you anywhere . Who’s that girl ?
MK : She’s my wife .
N : My name is Nurul . I’m Malin’s cute wife . Nive to meet you .
WL : Nice to meet you too .
MK : Where were we ?
L : Forget her !
W : Your mother Malin ..
MK : Why is my mother ?
L : (crying)
MK : Why is my mother ? Tell me !
W : She has got a sprueoral, in bahasa is sariawan !
MK : What ? Sariawan ? Let’s go to Leuwiliang . Jack ! Help me !
N : What ? It’s the strange illnes . I want to follow you Malin .
MK : Are you sure ?
N : Yes, you and me together forever (like kenowing)
MK: Come on Jack !
J : Ok sir . All of my soldiers, come on let’s go to Leuwiliang !
R : But captain, we just the three of us and no co. captain .
J : We search one soldier first . Little Malin Kundang, do you want to be my soldier ?
LMK : Hmmmm, okay !
J1 : So, whos your co. Captain ?
D : The Narator ! (sambil menunjuk)
J : That’s a good idea . Narator ! Come join with us .
I : But ..
R : Come on, don’t be shy .
And they go to Leuwiliang quickly ..
In Leuwiliang, Malin ran fast and followed by Nurul .
When they got home ..
MK : Mom, open the door . It’s me Malin .
RK : Malin ? (Looking for his scar) What are you doing here ?
MK : I want to see you, i miss you Mom .
RK : But, I don’t !
MK : Mom, are you okay ?
RK : Yes, of course . who’s that girl ?
MK : She’s my wife Mom .
N : (smiling), kissed Mom’s hand but Rina didn’t care about that action .
RK : You’re his wife ? What’s your name ?
MK : Yes, her name is Nurul, She ..
RK : I am not asking you Malin ! Introduce yourself girl .
N : My name is Nurul, I am the second winner of StarDut competition . Malin married me in Ciomas 2 month ago . And ..
RK :Stop ! Why you not ask me about it Malin ? Why ? You forget for your mother who born you ?
MK : Why didn’t you let me go to the StarDut audition Mom ? I’m the winner ! I’m the prince of Cibaduyut now !
RK : What ?
MK : What’s your reason ? You didn’t let me follow that audition ? Until now, i don’t know why .
RK : I don’t like dangdut and i don’t like if you marry without me !
RK took knife and wanted to stab Malin .
N : Nooo ! Don’t do that !
RK : You shut up or i kill you .
MK : Nurul, go out and call Jack and his soldier .
N : Okay .
Nurul went out from Living room and used her HP and called Jack .
Tuuut tuuut .
J : This is Captain Jack, the most handsome captain in the world . Can I help you ?
N : Jack, it’s me Nurul .
J : Nurul, what’s up ?
N : Where are you ?
J : I’m in Malin’s kitchen . Where are you ?
N : I’m in Malin’s kitchen too .
They look each other . (x)
J : Oh God, why did you call me ? We were on 5 cm spare .
N : Sorry, I wasn’t connect . Let’s go to the Living room .
R : This house has got a living room ?
J1 : I don’t believe it .
D : Me too .
J : You go first with Little Malin, Linda and Wida . I’m catching up .
N : Okay .
In the Livingroom .
LMK : Look ! She looks like my mother .
MK : Yes little me, she is our mother .
LMK : Who are you ?
MK : I’m Malin Kondang .
LMK : I’m Malin Kondang too .
MK : I’m the old Malin Kondang and pretty woman beside you is your future wife .
LMK : Whaaaat ? I want to marry with Luna Maya . So, my dream doesn’t come true L
RK : I’m so confused .
L : Me too .
W : I’m the most .
I : Continue !
R : I’m forget sorry, what’s the dialog ?
I : I kill you now, I hate you ! You married without me !
MK : But, i’m your son . You play as a murder .
RK : So what if you are my son ?
Rina stabbed Malin but ..
N : Noooo !
Nurul sacrifiecde her life to save Malin dan Nurul died .
MK : Nuruuuul !
RK : Now, your turn .
MK : No ! I’m Malin Kondang, I will curse my mother Rina Kondang to be a stone !
RK : Wait, I’ll put some make up first .
MK : Okay, one minute .
RK : Finish .
MK : I’m Malin Kundang, I will curse my mother Rina Kondang to be a stone !
And then, Jack, Dega, Radith and Joseph came .
R : What happened ?
J1 : Yes, what happened ?
I : I’m so tired for tell the story again, you read this alone !
All : (Confused .)
Until now, the stone is still in Leuwiliang .